Joke of the week
Song - The 8 stages
when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....
when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu he ray.. Too he ray ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaar ki ...
4. just joined:
Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
5. after some time:
Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time:
Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi hai ek kati Pathang
floating the resume:
kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...
8. finally when you don't
get a better offer any longer:
Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa...!!
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The
father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching
wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and
said, "Go get your mother."
2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4
hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one
more spot before calling it quits,
Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes. paul said, (Hey we should mark this
spot, so next time we
will know where to come,) Jim says good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large
X on the floor of
the boat....to mark the spot.... With that paul says, why did
you do that, now anyone who rents
this boat will know where
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk
replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next
day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry,
we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave,
not a T.V.
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon
it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. "Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried
the duke. "I must find him!" After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow
and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. "You didn't
just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly. "No my lord. I shot
them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy." "That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit
you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely. "But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued. "You must tell
me how you came to be such an outstanding shot." "Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree... ...and then
I paint the target around it."
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and
wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called
me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes.
After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then, I can rest in peace'." "What was in the envelopes?"
her friends asked. "The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought
a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably." "The second envelope
contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for anice funeral 'I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all
his favorite foods for everyone attending." "And the third envelope?" asked her friends. "The third envelope contained $25,000
with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone.'" Holding her hand in the air, Tillie said... "So, do you like my stone?"
showing off her 10 carat diamond ring.
"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's
gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why
don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect
eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung
and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where
is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
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